Sorry. There's just too many jokes in this one to resist.OK. Read the brief (get it? get it?) article below. It says the spokeswoman for Victoria's Secret could not be reached for comment. Well, what do you think the spokeswoman's comment will be when she is reached?
Here's mine: "When reached for comment, the spokeswoman for Victoria's Secret replied, 'what's a 52 year-old woman doing wearing a thong with rhinestones, anyway?'"
Woman sues Victoria's Secret claiming thong injury
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - A woman who says she was hurt by her thong panties when a metal clip flew off and hit her in the eye has sued Victoria's Secret, saying in a TV interview on Thursday that the injury caused her "excruciating pain."Macrida Patterson, a 52-year-old Los Angeles traffic officer, told NBC's "Today" show that she suffered cuts to her cornea from the small piece of metal that had been used to secure a rhinestone heart onto the blue thong.
"I was putting on my underwear from Victoria's Secret and the metal popped in my eye. It happened really quickly. I was in excruciating pain. I screamed. That's what happened," Patterson told NBC.
Patterson's lawyer Jason Buccat, who also appeared on the "Today" show, said the metal staple causes "severe damage" to her cornea that required a topical steroid.
The product liability lawsuit, which was filed on June 9 in Los Angeles Superior Court and first reported on the Smoking Gun Web site, seeks unspecified damages.
A spokeswoman for Victoria's Secret, which is operated by Limited Brands Inc, could not immediately be reached for comment.
5 comments:
Ok, here I go, "When reached for comment, the spokeswoman for Victoria's Secret replied, 'is that part of the standard traffic officer uniform now a days?'"
LOL - Jasonic you are hilarious. Gdawg, I would like to know where you get your current events from.
Okay, I'll try this out. "When reached for comment, the spokeswoman for Victoria's Secret replied, 'it has come to our attention that the 52 year old female had a thong confused for a push up bra.'" (hee hee)
Good one, jessi.
I, too, was wondering how a metal clip from her underwear ended up hitting her in the eye. Was she using the thong as an eye patch?
Arrgh, matey!
You guys kill me, maybe she really walked in on her 5yr old son using it for a sling shot and was hit by a missle from her son playing. And took the opportunity to make some money off VS. It could happen, maybe.
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