Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Top 10 Things Celebrities Should Say When Asked About (insert topic)

As a follow-up to jasonic's post below (and jammin's comment), what are some of the things celebrities should say when asked about stuff?

Here's mine:

"Dude. I'm paid obscene amounts of money to entertain. My opinion on (insert topic) is no more informed or important than the next guy's. OK, probably less informed than the next guy's because, well, after all I'm famous for being famous--not for being a strong thinker. Go ask a thinking guy."

2 comments:

Jammin' said...

Oh, totally! You sould be paid as the official spokesman for, say, Matt Damon, Tom Criuse. . . Who else does well at making fools of themselves for acting like thinking men/women?

Jasonic said...

Well, I am a part of a billion dollar industry that requiers me to act not really think. If need an answer to that you might want to ask the guy who lives in the cookie cutter home and drives a civic. That's not me. Has anyone seem my latest movie?

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