BURNING QUESTION"Why hasn't Lance posted a picture and information about his intended?"
Discuss.
A collaboration of minds, hearts, and lives. . . in this family, it's a Zoo!
A collaboration of minds, hearts, and lives. . . in this family, it's a Zoo!
4 comments:
I'm guessing because she isn't actually from Arizona. She's really a mail-order bride from Khazicstan and he's waiting for her to arrive in the States before he says anything more. The only reason he has said anything at all is because he got notice from the catalog company that she has been shipped and he has the UPS tracking code to prove it.
C'mon, Lance. I so want to be wrong about this. Give us the real scoop. Put our suspicions to rest!
Yeah, now that g-dawg mentions it, your fiance is quite mysterious. But, hey, if you wanna bride, mail-order is the way to go.
I can't take it any more, I'll stand-up for Lance. She is about Lance's size, height I mean. She has blondish brown hair, I didn't look at her eyes long because we had to walk quickly to the car that was waiting for her, but in all I would say she is attractive and I hope that everyone get's to meet her at least once before the big day. I definitly think Lance did better than a mail-order bride.
UPS? Hah!! DHL is the way to go, that way I can use my sweeeeetttt rates since I sell their mailing services to businesses.
Ok, really...check out my entry.
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