Here I am, Mrs. America (You have to sing it as you say it or it isn't nearly as funny, know what I mean?). Yes, I have returned. I have been away for some time now finding myself. Finding myself amid the grass and rocks where the enormous horse April had thrown me. Finding myself amid the makings of a purple unicorn and a brown kitten. Finding myself sleeping soon after the children have gone to bed. Finding myself doing nothing although something most definately should have been done. And now, I find myself here, staring into the blue abyss called The Zoo and admiring the wit and humor of my brothers. Dang, you guys could take it on the road! I'm serious. I would have posted sooner but I was laughing so hard that I needed a break. I love you guys! I'm truly proud to call you my brothers. Okay, here's the deal. After today, I vow to be better at posting things on The Zoo. I, Jennifer, solemnly swear, to uphold the humor and to continue the sharing for as long as The Zoo shall live. You may repeat, if you deem it necessary. I'll sign off now, but don't worry. I'll be back.